Anatomy for Beginners
Last night I was suffering a severe case of verbal constipation faced with my 1000+ words movie review for the Video class. Himself on the other hand was snugged up with a doona on the couch watching the ever so delectable Anatomy for Beginners - the first ever televised human dissections. Yum-o! A real human body cut up right before your very eyes. Would you like fries with those buttocks? Yes, yes, I know, in the name of science and all that.
Afterwards, Himself came in to tell me about the fascinations of the human body, and I basically yelled for him to shut up before he even got a proper sentence out.
Him: They did an incision here…
Me: *blocks ears and shuts eyes* LALALA I DON’T WANNA LIIIIISTEEEEEN
Very mature, I know. But you see, for I’m the uber squeamish type, who finds the sight of a paper cut hard to stomach (and to think my father had pined high hopes of me becoming a doctor). I am of the opinion that the bodily components inside the body should be kept just there. Why else would we be created that way? Else we’d all be walking around rubbing lungs and shaking kidneys with each other. Ee-eww
